New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
