shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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