Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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