Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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