nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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