The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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