i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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