Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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