Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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