But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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