I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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