You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
All the doctor said was why
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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