Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Randomize
