In America we eat man semen.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Can't talk, ducks in the car
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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