if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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