if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
The beer is more important than you right now.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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