I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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