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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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