great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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