either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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