I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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