You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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