Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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