Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
