how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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