I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
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