Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Damn victory sex feels great
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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