The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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