New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
