Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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