Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
His nipple licking is glorious
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