Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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