haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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