But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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