he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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