Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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