I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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