in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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