he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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