Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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