My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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