yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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