I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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