I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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