I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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