i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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