Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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