Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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