he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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