It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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