Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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